hogwarts au meme!

[uponastar]

wizarding au meme.

[ taken from merrilywe! ]

RULES:
- Post with your character, the fandom, their house and if you want to, their year (or what their house was when they were a student, etc etc.)
- Character can be a Hogwarts Student, a visiting student for the Triwizard Tournament, or an adult of any sort!
- Roll between 1-14 at RNG, or don't!
- Reply to others.
- Profit.

1 CLASS: You may pick the class, but really the class picks you. Passing notes? Eying up the teacher? In class whispering? Spells going wrong? Any thing goes!

2 LIBRARY: SSSSHHHH! It's study time, but some just don't see it that way.

3 HOGSMEADE: With all that hard work, it's time for a well deserved break. Go for a walk, drop by the Three Broomsticks, get some shopping done, or maybe take a peek into the Shrieking Shack, so long as something doesn't grab you.

4 QUIDDITCH: For some people, the Quidditch pit is the place to be. Whether you're practicing, watching a game or just doing homework in the stands, this might just be the place for you.

5 FORBIDDEN FOREST: WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE? IT'S FORBIDDEN. Be careful the spiders don't get you.

6 DIAGON ALLEY: Whether near or far, this is where your fellow wizards and witches will gather. Making a day of it or just dropping in to get some chores done? Take a load off, maybe keep an eye out for your friends as they come out of Gringotts or sneak off into Knockturn Alley.

7 MEAL TIME: Ah, the Great Hall. A wonderful place to work or play, but then again there's always the Kitchens if you know where to find them.

8 YULE BALL: Time to put your best foot forward. That is, until the Weird Sister's start to play. Then, all bets are off. Maybe somebody even spiked the punch when Professor McGonagall wasn't looking.

9 SNEAKING AROUND: The Restricted Section? Going to get a midnight snack from the kitchens? Or someplace else? ...Are you sure you should really be in here?

10 WANDERING THE GROUNDS: Much like sneaking around, but without the threat of...

11 DETENTION: Well, that's what you get for...whatever you did. This isn't going to be fun, you can be sure of that.

12 HOGWARTS EXPRESS: Back to wizards and witches, and magical beasts, to goblins and ghosts and to magical feasts! All aboard the Hogwarts Express, want anything from the trolly dear?

13 COMMON ROOM: Perhaps you and somebody in your house are just chilling... or maybe- have you been crafty enough to sneak somebody from another house in?

14 ACCIO OPTION: Pick your own or make something else up!

Comments

Éponine Thénardier | Les Misérables | Slytherin

[neverminetolose]

Elizabeth Comstock ♫ Bioshock Infinite ♫ Ravenclaw

[beunbroken]

madeline williams | nyotalia | hufflepuff

[canadiana]

carlos (the scientist) | wtnv | ravenclaw

[cientifico]

will graham | nbc's hannibal | hufflepuff

[frameofmind]

grantaire | les miserables | ravenclaw

[habitually]

[beunbroken]

Rémi! Wake up! [Elizabeth sat down across the table from him, dropping her books next to his ear. Rudeabeth rides again.]

[habitually]

[ His head snaps up and his arms pull his posture back into a sitting position-- not that it was reflexive at this point or anything. ]

What'shappened?

[ Then he rolls his eyes and puts his head back down when he remembers he's in the common room and sees that it's not Professor McGonagall this time. His reply is muffled against the table. ]

No.

[beunbroken]

You're falling asleep on your Arithmancy homework again, and you've got numbers printed on your cheek.

[She's trying to be helpful. Why are you being difficult, R?]

[habitually]

[ Scowling, he rubs his cheek against the robe of his arm. Because life is difficult, Rudeabeth. Obviously. ]

Falling would imply I hadn't already gotten there-- before something woke me up. [ Unhappily. ]

Don't you have a class or a club or something?

[beunbroken]

[Elizabeth scowls at him.] It's 4. Classes are done for the day, and dueling is on Tuesdays. It's Thursday.

[She was seriously trying to help him.]

[habitually]

Oh. Well it's not like I keep track of your social life.

[ Frowning as he gives up. Stupid, persistent girl. ]

What'd you get me up for in the first place? [ over a yawn. ] Got all night for my homework...

[beunbroken]

Well, I figured if you kept sleeping, it'd screw up your entire sleep schedule. And besides, if you aren't done with your homework, I can't ask you if you want to accompany me to the kitchens tonight.

[habitually]

[ Intrigued. ] ...Is there something exciting in the kitchens?

[beunbroken]

Depends... [You have to agree first.]

11

[neverminetolose]

[Detention time! But of course. Drunk and disorderly is apparently a very good reason to be in detention. Drunk and disorderly was a better way to be in detention.

Do you mean: Eponine.

Though, that was part of the problem. Because some people were so freaking bigoted against Slytherins that they happened to schedule detention during Quidditch practice.

As a result, Eponine was a very angry little beater.] I need to blackmail someone into taking a polyjuice for me.

[habitually]

Are you volunteering me?

[ Not even bothering to look up.

Who said Ravenclaws were all good students? Grantaire resents that statement as he sits there burning bits of parchment with his wand. His homework, most likely. ]

[neverminetolose]

D'ya wanna? I'm missing practice for this.

[habitually]

Well that would depend what "blackmail" you have on me--

[ Raising an eyebrow and smirking. ]

--That I couldn't return in kind. I know people, too, y'know. [ Grantaire was one of those guys who was friendly with nearly everyone in the school except the professors that is. ]

[neverminetolose]

[Eponine rolled her eyes.] I could offer you a shag in exchange.

[habitually]

For polyjuice? Better up that ante. Ever swallowed the stuff? Nasty.

[ He relents and makes the next part a question. ] Depending who is in the potion, anyway.

[neverminetolose]

Well I was thinking me.

And a shag with me is worth more than a swallow of the stuff.

[habitually]

You? Oh now I'm not sure. [ Wrinkling his nose for good measure. ]

God forbid, what are you trying to get out of?

[neverminetolose]

You're a bloody prat.

[She raises an eyebrow.] This detention, for one. I have bloody practice going on at the pitch right now.

[habitually]

Help you get to practice? Hmm, isn't the next game Slytherin and Ravenclaw? [ He looks thoughtful. ]

Nah, I can't aid the enemy. It would tear at my conscience, y'know...

[ As if you give a shit about Quidditch, R. ]

[neverminetolose]

Yes.

[She looks at him.]

Since when do you give a fuck?

alfred f. jones | hetalia | gryffindor

[ingodwetrust]

rapunzel | disney's tangled | hufflepuff

[leftmytower]

vanellope von schweetz | disney's wreck-it ralph | slytherin

[pixelstix]

ariel | the little mermaid | slytherin

[porpoiseful]

Enjolras / Les Miserables / Gryffindor

[weneedasign]

[Or, y'know, the TriWizard Tournament has come around and you've got a bunch of French students invading again!]

4ish

[neverminetolose]

[Game day. Gryffindor vs Slytherin. The Slytherin team was being treated like royalty over at their table, and the Gryffindors, likely the same. Not that Eponine really noticed.

With a wry grin, she stood up, waltzing over towards the Gryffindor table, her Quidditch robes on. Placing her hands on his shoulder, she leaned over and stole a piece of toast from Enjolras' plate.] Hope you didn't put money on the game.

[weneedasign]

[Enjolras hates to say it, but he's very use to Eponine coming over to steal something from his plate. Which is exactly why he has a few extra pieces, just in case of Eponine theft.]

You know that I don't bet.

[He glances up from the book he was reading, already in his Quidditch robes.]

However, if you're so sure Slytherin is going to lose I might make an exception.

[neverminetolose]

No way in hell, Enjolras, [They get along somewhat decently. Never mind that her mother was in Azkaban. And her father certainly should have been. E, at least, looked after her brother, what with him being a Gryffindor and all.]

You know you are going down, and I've got you in my sights.

[weneedasign]

Oh? Have a bludger with my name on it? [Knowing her, probably. He'd have to keep his eye out during the game.

And really, They do get along, sometimes better then others. Though he knows that it has to do with him keeping an eye on Gavroche.]

[neverminetolose]

Carved it in last night. [She grinned.] It's aiming right for your spine, Enjolras. So be on the look-out.

[She's now going for his orange juice.]

matthew williams | hetalia | hufflepuff

[puckoff]

Peter Pan / Disney / Gryffindor

[justalittlebitofpixiedust]

Afonso de Silva / Original Character / Hufflepuff

[airshipcaptain]

dug | disney/pixar's up

[underdug]

[ castle guard-- like mrs. norris. but more annoying. ]

more annoying? don't you mean more cute?

[chipsyrupwhip]

Su wasn't a house elf, she was a domestic fairy, but she worked among them as a leader in the kitchen and occasionally contributed to cleaning. She had been asked once if she felt insulted being asked to labor like the house elves to which she replied with confusion. Why would she find it bad? Too naive and still unaware of the sad lives of her fellow kitchen workers and cleaners, Su didn't realize she held the leader position among them not only because of her expertise but because a lowly house elf simply could not be placed in charge.

Those were realities she'd discover later.

--

That afternoon Su was singing merrily to herself as she floated up and down around the large painting that served as a doorway to Hogwart's kitchen. With a small duster perfect for one her size, she wiped away any cobwebs and dust in the entrance area with great care. Few students aside from Hufflepuffs came into the area below the Great Hall, but she couldn't have the doorway to her kitchen looking messy so she saw to it herself.

After sweeping up the dirt on the floor into a pile with the help of a couple brooms she summoned, she noticed there was far more hair in the pile than usual. Tuffs of light fur. Had one of the students' animals been here a lot lately?

arthur kirkland † hetalia † slytherin

[unionjackass]

Loki Laufeyson | MCU | Slytherin

[trickeryandlies]