soft kitty, warm kitty, little ball of fur

[pessimiste]

the itty bitty robot kitty e/r thread

Comments

/ouo/

[habitually]

Yeah but your leg is so much cheaper...

[ Snorting as he continues walking. ] Uh, 'm off tomorrow. Good thing too, today sucked, but what else is new. Also Robot is staying; she knows her name. No turning back now.

[ You can probably hear that shit-eating grin through the phone. ]

\owo\

[weneedasign]

Next time she can use your leg then.

[He rolls his eyes, reaching down to finally scoop the kitten up.]

Did something happen? Or is it just your normal, cynical way of looking at things that made it a bad day?

[habitually]

She has; I'm just not a giant baby like you.

[ Definitely sounding too cheerful about it. His voice turns into an echo as he reaches a stairwell. Sighing into the phone as his feet make dull thumps up the steps. ]

I dunno, remaking some douche-suit's coffee three times without a thanks or a tip was a decent contributor. Hope a bird shits on his Audi.

....Alsooo-- can you wash my apron for me?