[ She gives him an unimpressed and slightly withering look for the poor joke, sipping her drink without breaking eye contact. ]

Hilarious, really. No, I’ve never been terribly into any sports.

[ Well that’s not strictly true; she found wrestling and discus amusing when she was younger, and she’s always enjoyed watching sailing. But that was hardly recreational back then, and she’s not looking for more of his sea jokes. ]

But if you’ll recall, most sports weren’t really proper for a lady until recently. Nowadays it seems like every moron thinks he can impress you with court side seats. Hard to say what’s more annoying.