[ Cadence takes his arm with a benevolent smile and a dangerous flash in her eyes. She digs those fingers deep into his jacket sleeve to where she knows he'll feel it, turning her head so that her lips are inches from his. ]

Well, if you'd like to go eat your feelings and cry it all out darling, I'm sure there are a few hors d'oeuvres plates you can take with you into the bathroom. For now, do try to keep your tampon in and pretend to be an adult male until we get through the door.

[ She closes the distance, giving his cheek a quick peck. ]

And remember that you asked for this, not me.