[He's the best at greetings, what are you talking about.]

Robot is a ridiculous name for a cat, we've been over that.

[He gives an exasperated sigh, and on the other end R could probably hear said kitten mewing for her other daddy.]

I have work to do and she keeps demanding attention in the most painful of ways.

[There's a brief pause.]

We need to get her a scratching post, by the way. When is your next day off?